Bullying jokes

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?

Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.

Q: Why did Sally get beat up?

A: She couldn’t fight back.

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.

I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?