Bullying

Bullying Jokes

People

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Orphan

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

Kid

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Orphanage

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Orphan

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Man

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

Time

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

School

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

Orphanage

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Orphan

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Orphan

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?