Bullying jokes

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?

Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.

Q: Why did Sally get beat up?

A: She couldn’t fight back.

Why did Steven Hawkins die?

Because he got a virus.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

What is the best way to deal with bullies?

You shoot them.

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.

I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.