Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
why can you bully orphans? what are they gonna do tell there parents. oh wait they got no parents
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
It is now legal to bully a orphan What are they going to do tell their parents
I would stop bullying the orphan kid what's he gonna do cry to he's mommy
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
