Bully jokes

Kid

  • BULLY vs. QUIET KID

    Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

    Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

    QUIET KID WINS

    Orphan

  • I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

    Jaiden

  • Me: Hi Jaiden.

    Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

    Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

    Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

    Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

    FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

    Mom

  • Bully: Your mom gay.

    Me: There's something on your chin.

    Bully: Where?

    Me: No, on your fourth one.

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  • Orphanage

  • Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

    Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

    Bully: *cries*

    Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

    Bullying

  • Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

    No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

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  • Whore

  • Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

    Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

    Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

    Gina: Hmmm...

    Gina: Wanna???

    Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

    Bully 🖐🏻🍑

    Gina😊

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  • Morning

  • I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

    What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

    Friend

  • My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

    Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*

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