Bully jokes

My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Someone bullied a disabled person.

The disabled person said they can't stand it.

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.