Bully jokes

Bullying

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I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Bullying

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.

Wheelchair

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Orphan

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"

Street

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Sister

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Orphan

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Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?

Time

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

Skin

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Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

Morning

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Whore

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Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Wanna???

Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

Whore

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!

Bully: Yes, that must be cute!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Do you want???

Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊