Bully jokes
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Cyber bullying at its best
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
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What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.