Bully jokes
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Stop bullying.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.