Bully jokes

I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.