Bully jokes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Stop bullying.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
School days
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.