Bully jokes
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
"Stop bullying me!"