Bully jokes

Meme

  • Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

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  • Pristiano Penaldo

  • Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

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  • IQ

  • Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

    You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

    And your IQ is 5.

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  • Suicide

  • A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

    The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

    Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

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  • Orphan

  • When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

    Skin

  • Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

    Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

    Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

    Bully: Ew, no I don't!

    Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

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  • Wheelchair

  • You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

    They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

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  • Comeback

  • Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

    Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

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  • Girl

  • A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

    Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

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  • Interest

  • Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

    I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

    Orphan

  • If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

    Bullying

  • One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

    The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

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  • Orphan

  • Sorry for the interruption. I am ALYA, and I am disappointed in you guys. You shouldn't bully or make fun of orphans. They didn't choose their life or what happened in their life. What happens if you were an orphan and people were making fun of you? Would you like that?