Bully jokes
Stop bullying.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
School days
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*