Bully jokes

Orphan

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

Insult

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Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Mother

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Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Starter

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Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

Haircut

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One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

anti-bullying

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An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

Man

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Mirror

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

Poo

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Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Difference

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What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.