Bully jokes

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Bully: *Bullies kid*

Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*

Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD

Orphan: :/

Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Stop bullying.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

I support LGBTQ. Let's Go Bully The Queers

Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?

Shoo Ting.

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*