Bully jokes
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Don't bully. Lol.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.
Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.