Bully jokes

Tip

  • Tip for Kindness for the day.

    Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

    Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

    Orphan

  • If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

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  • Bullying

  • When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

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  • School

  • One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

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  • Classmate

  • Bully: "You are so stupid!"

    Classmate: does nothing.

    Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

    Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

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  • Bullying

  • "Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

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  • Time

  • This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

    My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

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  • Comeback

  • Bully: Hey virgin!

    Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

    Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

    Victim: Just wait nine months.

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  • Depression

  • It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

    Bullys are depressed.

    Nerds are depressed.

    Bad girls/boys are depressed.

    Kind humans are depressed.

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  • Virgin

  • Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

    Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

    Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

    Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

    Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

    Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

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  • Evidence

  • If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Community talk

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