Bully jokes
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.