Bully jokes
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.