Bully jokes
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
"Stop bullying me!"
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"