Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Bully Jokes
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
