Bully jokes
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?