Jesus

Yolanda Torrez

Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is ( Gods gift to this earth) The best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!

Hahaha LOL Jajaj

And I Quote! " THATS WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!"

GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT

If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn’t of made up satan! He wouldn’t Rape us,
He wouldn’t embody us! He wouldn’t try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!

Gwen

Jarod J

i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is now sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.

Gwen

Jarod J

Jorden Calerendiá. i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is not sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.

Dog

Anonymous

so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit

Fire

Anonymous

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God’s clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true

ADD

Anonymous

You add words = bulshit

Similarity

Anonymous

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast, it has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

Funny

Ur mom

Friend:Im gonna go ask out my crush Me: fake sneezes* Sry im alergic to bullshit

Trump

Medkit

In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit

Dog

Theweirdkid

What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit

Milk

Anonymous

What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

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