What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
People say that they miss xxxtentations like the bullet didn’t.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever ; a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters😊
What do you do when a orphan gets you mad? A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
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What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
shoot
Roses are red Walls are made of plaster Schoolchildren can move fast But bullets can move faster
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
An assassin is about to shot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience,."
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
