Bulb jokes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.