Bulb jokes
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.