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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
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How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
