Bulb Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!