Bulb Jokes

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don't even got a home

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? -- That's a silly question feminists can't change anything.

how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.

how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.

How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny

And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl

I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.