Bulb jokes
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.