whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
How many Alzheimer ́s Patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
what did the lampshade say to the light bulb? you brighten my day.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
