How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many Alzheimer ́s Patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
