Bulb jokes
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.