Bulb

Bulb Jokes

Karen

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

Light Bulb

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

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  • German

    How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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  • Michael Jackson

    How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?

    Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.

    Child

    How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

    Apparently not enough to impress him.

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  • Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

    Gay

    How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

    Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

    Light Bulb

    How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.

    Kid

    Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: Wanna go ride a bike?

    Light Bulb

    What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    You can unscrew a light bulb.

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  • Blonde

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    5

    4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

    Depression

    How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

    5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

    Feminist

    How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

    One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    ...just kidding-

    - none. They can't change anything.

    Orphan

    How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.