What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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How many Alzheimer ́s Patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
