How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

did you hear about the light bulb party— yeah it was pretty lit!

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don’t ask me how they get inside

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that’s a hardware problem.

How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding-

  • none. They can’t change anything.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb

You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman

What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman

They’re both accidents

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.

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