Bulb Jokes

How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?

Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room

How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one.... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny

And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?

How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?

Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.