How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.
did you hear about the light bulb party— yeah it was pretty lit!
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he’s standing on, and one to sing “Allouette, gentille allouette!”
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don’t ask me how they get inside
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that’s a hardware problem.
How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding-
- none. They can’t change anything.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman
What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They’re both accidents
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
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