Bulb

Bulb Jokes

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

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How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.