What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.