How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.