Bulb

Bulb Jokes

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.