Newest Building Jokes - Page 3

A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"

Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history

WHERE IS THE BUILDING I WAS IN AND WHY IS THAR A PLAIN

The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.

Funny Test Answers #6

Pro Fest-Answer these questions as accurately as possible.
1. in which battle did Napoleon Die? His last one
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
on the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi, flows is which state?
Liquid State
4. What is the main reason for Divorce?
MARRIAGE
S. What is the main reason for Exams?
FAILURE
6. What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other HALF
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Simply, Awet stone
9. How can a Man go 8 days without sleeping?
EASY, sleep at night.
A+ for Creativity
Mis Ta
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10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
you can never lift on elephant that has I HAND
11.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples
in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY Large HANDS
12.if it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was
already built
13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you
very
want, because a concrete floor
hard to crack.

A muslim enters a building, with 100 passangers and an airplane.

What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor

The 89th floor

The twin towers were the best soilders ever. Stand together, FALL TOGETHER!

I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"

He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."