Building

Building Jokes

Plane

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Bagel

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Tower

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

Twin

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Orphanage

I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.

I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

Brother

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

Sticker

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Guy

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Pizza

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

Victim

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.