A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
a burrito walked off a building
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"wanna hear a construction joke" "yeah sure" "wait im still working on it"
Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
