Building

Building Jokes

Twin Towers

Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.

Plane

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Stereotype

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.

People

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

Grandma

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Potato

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Twin Towers

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Twin Towers

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Pick

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

York

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.