I asked my nan if she wouldnt mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping, she replied why the fuck would i want to sit in a bucket, so eventually she did and i took the best shit i have ever had
Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
One knight, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "Knight"!!!
This dude is so fat wearing the same damn clothes everyday. Everytime he turn around it's his graduation day he forgot to put a boomerang on his pants cause they don't even fit no more.last time I saw him coming down the street it was in a bucket of popeye"s chicken extra crispy.
yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC she asked for the bucket on the roof
Whats the best way to find the twin towers
BUCKET
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years? He kicked the bucket.
what is red and shaped like a bucket
a red bucket
how do you get ten babys in a bucket?
with a blender
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL
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