Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Girl: what is abortion? Man: Ask your brother Girl: But I don't have a brother! Man: Exactly!!
My brother thinks hes cool when he just SMELLS
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess thereβs no more you stuck in the dryer
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding π΅π΅π΅π΅
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
when your parents ask you to take out the trash you nock out your brother putting him in a closet and when your parent ask where he is you say i took him out like you said
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?
Divorced
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood π©Έ when punched
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey whatβs going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said βGuess this isnβt your day is itβ
Bully : shut up and give me your money otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin Boy : haha I am not a virgin anymore Bully : haha nice joke Boy : if you don't believe then ask your sister or brother Bully : hah I don't have any sibling Boy : will just wait for 9 months then u will know
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
