how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
freand. your bold and fat me. bro go to the bathroom ant look at the mear you will probly brake it
your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
Why don't humans eat raw meat, because they use technology to cry about raw meet is good, go and leave bro, I'm going to ear sushi
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
This is how to die soft 101
yo bro you good ? you need a hug?
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
Bro imagining shooting a autistic school
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
Bro ya forehead so big Dakota S forehead seemed small
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
bro whenever i look at you fortnite gets popular again
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me bro."
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
Normal people have a 4 head but bro..... you got a 14 head
Bro my friend told me all his humour is dead and dry and i was like just like 911 victims.
