Brick jokes

My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"

So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.

Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?

You make the juice go through my power brick.

Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.

Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

What's the difference between a baby and a brick?

A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.

He he he.

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"

Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."

The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"

Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."

The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"

Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Hahaha!

There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Throw a brick in its mouth.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.