Boys Jokes

I'm Awake-By-watersharky- Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up. Aye yea get im cause im awake boy, Ok,Ok OOO im so lit right now your life is so borin why you sleepin on me I can hear you snorin, AYE im so lit right now my dimons on that lit lit, why dont u just get up, Aye yea get im cause im awake boy

Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”

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man: knock knock...

boy: who's there?

man: bear...

boy: ...bear who?

man: bear bottom

I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya

I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."