Boys jokes
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
My wife Jean is happy, π pretty, π and pregnant,π€° boy, π¦ am I glad π I bought her π© a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Memes
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, βDonβt worry, your parents wonβt say anything.β
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! Iβm going home now."
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."