Boys jokes

Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?

A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Me and the boys are cool.

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

How did the blind boy's parents punish him?

Rearrange the furniture.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”