*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What do you eat out of?- A bowl
Yo momma so stupid...weather man says it chilli outside....instead of a jacket..She gets a bowl and spoon!!!
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
