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Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.