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So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.