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There are two types of people, avoid them both.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

What do depression and suicide have in common?

Nothing, they're both hanging.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

What does cake and baseball have in common?

They both need a batter.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.