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What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

What does cake and baseball have in common?

They both need a batter.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What do pears and emo kids have in common?

They both be hanging.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

What do me and an emo kid have in common:

We both like to hang.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.