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Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?

They both come with a toy.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?

When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.