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What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?

They both hang from a tree!

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

Both of those are commonly found in basements.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."