Both jokes
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Memes
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.