Both jokes
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Memes
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.