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What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.