Both jokes
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Memes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.