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What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

What does a zebra and I have in common?

We both have stripes.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.