Both jokes
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Memes
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What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
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What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.