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Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?

John fucked them both in the rear.

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?

They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

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What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.

Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.