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A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...

...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:

"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."

Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.

They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."

"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What does a zebra and I have in common?

We both have stripes.