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What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.

Dad: What's boofa?

Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.