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What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabytes.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Two baked beans traveled around Australia.

They both ended up in Cairns.

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )

What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.