Both jokes
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Memes
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )