One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Boomerangs come back, But your dad never did
What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
