What did mum say when grandpa called? Boomerang.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphans parents?
One of the two actually came back😂
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. 🍆😆😌😬😮💨😬
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
I think am a boomerang because I always come back to you
Boomerangs come back, But your dad never did
What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
whats the difference between Madeleine Mccan and a boomerang? the boomerang is guaranteed to come back
This dude is so fat wearing the same damn clothes everyday. Everytime he turn around it's his graduation day he forgot to put a boomerang on his pants cause they don't even fit no more.last time I saw him coming down the street it was in a bucket of popeye"s chicken extra crispy.
Why does ama like boomerangs because they actually come back
I said to my wife that she's that ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD only the boomerang came back its been 14 years wheres my dad
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD- MY DAD CAME BACK BTW ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT jakemm4324
