How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
