This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Boomerang Jokes
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
