Boomerang jokes

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

How is an orphan like a boomerang?

They always come back!

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

My dad came back!

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.