Boomerang jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.