Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Booger Jokes
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
LAMO.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.