Boner jokes
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Medusa makes men hard.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
I have a big cock.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.