Boner jokes
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
Trying to pee with boner:
Community talk
Peeing with a boner is harder than dark souls
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
Guy Fact #2: Guys always wake up in the morning with boners.