Body size jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!