Body size jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Fat people are the reason we have double doors.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!