Body size jokes

Hug

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fat.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Your mama is so fat when she went to a race for fat people the judge was like- NO PERFESSIONAL