Body size jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Fat.

Arden is so fat!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.