Body size jokes
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Arden is so fat!
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Fat.