Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
