Body size jokes
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Arden is so fat!
Fat.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."