Body size jokes
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Arden is so fat!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."