Body Size Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Hairline

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Mama

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."