Blind Person jokes
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Why is time important? To not be late.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Make him read a book.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.