Blind Person jokes
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Make him read a book.
My life is a joke.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.