Blind Person jokes
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why is time important? To not be late.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Make him read a book.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.