Blind Person jokes
My life is a joke.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Make him read a book.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.