Blind Person jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
My life is a joke.