Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Blind Person Jokes
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
My life is a joke.
