Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
A blind guy walk into the door of a bar... That's it...that's the end of the joke.
My life is a joooke
