Blind Person jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Make him read a book.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.