Blind Person jokes
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.