Sensory impairment jokes
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Helen Keller def faked it.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.