Sensory impairment jokes
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.