Blind Person jokes
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Make him read a book.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.