One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Make him read a book.
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Helen Keller walked into a bar... And into a table, and into a chair
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
