Blind Person

Blind Person jokes

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How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

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How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.