One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
How do you piss off a color blind person? Give them a rubix cube.
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
Helen Keller walked into a bar... And into a table, and into a chair
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer