Blind Person

Blind Person Jokes

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.