Blind Person

Blind Person Jokes

Book

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Cube

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Watcher

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

Man

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

People

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

Mum

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

Day

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Gun

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

Orphan

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

Orphan

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Dodgeball

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Orphan

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Furniture

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Guy

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Well

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

Gun

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.