Blind Person

Blind Person jokes

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.