Visual Impairment jokes
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.