What's red allover and spins at 100mps
Baby in a blender
How do you get a baby out of a blender? With doritos
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour
~babies in a blender 😌
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
What’s black, white, and red all over?- A nun in a blender
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
whats thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
a baby smoothie
I blend children to make a good living
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
Whats black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!!!!!
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
