Blender jokes
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What does a baby in a blender look like? I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.