How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
I blend children to make a good living.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
