Blender

Blender Jokes

how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips

What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.